I had a very young kid with a hereditary heart condition come in today to be seen. My colleague excitedly told him that I play “that ‘dungeons and dragons’ game just like you do!”
The kid deadpans me with “I DM for 8 people who keep splitting the party, I think that’s why I’m really here.”
Relatable, kid, relatable.
on a dark & stormy night, there was a creature . & you’re never going to beleive what it did next
it creached
Me, in the summer heat, taking 2 points of fire damage every second: aeugh aeugh aeugh ough eough ough eaugh
when brains r like "today i will not brain" my brother in christ you are a brain
this went from 13K to 15K in two days flat, is everybody... okay?






